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Helicopter Dick 

A sexual display wherein a male gyrates his pelvis so that his flaccid penis whirls in a radial manner like the blades of a helicopter. Such a display is often used to impress a female or females before a sexual act.
Jane was uncertain as to whether she would allow John to perform the act of vaginal penetration until he used his helicopter dick maneuver, then she readily succumbed.
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Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world 

A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.
Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!
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dick by whaushdjadmv March 25, 2020
A black male with a large dick. ussually used to decribe a large dick. After the describer has had sex then he has a large dick and fucks very well.
He fucked the shit out of me with that zulu dick of his.
zulu dick by Devlin H April 23, 2008

dick duster 

any properly grown moustache, full enough to be accepted as a motorcycle cop. This moustache will easily brush the dust off any average sized dick while sucking on it, with ease.

this moustache takes on the resemblance of a 8" wide paint brush, similar to that of ned flanders.
when that motorcycle cop pulled me over, i commented in regards to what a beautiful dick duster he had. He obliged me by sucking my cock and dusting it at the same time. my tax dollars paying me back for once.
dick duster by bigrpowr March 25, 2011

dick soak 

Verb

The act of penetrating a girl while in missionary or cow girl positions with no thrusting or moving involved. Soaking for no longer then 5 minutes.

Mostly apart of Mormonism.
Paul: me and Susan was dick soaking yesterday.

Susan: A dick soak is not worng because its not sex.
dick soak by Zinm8 September 30, 2021
Prime dick, the kind of dick you probably only get maybe once a year. If your lucky. The kind of dick that you get, and you can't walk the next. No wobbly can't walk right kind of dick, the kind of dick where you literally can't move.
"Sarah, why are you just sitting around?"

"Because, I got some A1 dick last night!"

" Oh, sorry Sarah, didn't realize that. Good for you,Carry on."
a1 dick by Flashyboy July 19, 2016