AUSTRALIAN ENGLISH: Uncle Dan's: A prestigious bottle shop where even the bottles have stories – and most of them are true. Need a pick-me-up or a pour-me-over? they've got the cure for sobriety. Swing by and raise a glass... or twenty. Because at Uncle Dan's, drinking isn't just an option, it's a lifestyle choice.
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