Donald Trump

I think Donald Trump is a good man, not great, though. I think he’s misunderstood.

Donald Trump is not a bad guy.

Donald Trump by William Crenshaw February 19, 2021

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Donald J. Trump

45th President of the United States, originally elected in the “2016 Election” seeking re-election he lost to Joseph R. Biden whom the the 46th President of the United States.

Donald J. Trump was the 45th President!

Donald J. Trump by Lapland June 29, 2021

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Donald Trump

Gelatinous cartoon slumlord and narcissistic vulgarian who took a massive dump on the American electoral process in 2015. Notable achievements include becoming a billionaire by repeatedly shifting his debt burden to the American taxpayers through multiple bankruptcies, stealing the crackpot wing of the Republican Party away from Rand Paul, repeatedly (and unsuccessfully) attempting to legally steal the house of 65 year-old grandmother through exploitation of public domain laws, and staying up until 3:00 am tweeting insults to Fox News commentator Megan Kelly after she pwned him in a televised debate. Leadership style combines the worst elements of a 12 year-old schoolyard bully and a cuckolded drunken stevedore.

Bernie Sanders actually looks electable, when compared to Donald Trump.

Donald Trump by ToraJack October 30, 2015