cooked

screwed

EXAMPLE 1: tht dude was cooked

by 123Iamaperson March 15, 2024

cooked

(of a person) fucked

The test is tomorrow.
Are you fucking serious? I'm cooked.

by anonymous March 25, 2024

Cooked

When someone is done for

"I haven't gone to school all year"
"You're cooked"

by clapped duck March 26, 2024

Cooked

when you don't study for a math test you are cooked, meaning it's going to be bad

guy 1: yo man i might be cooked in this math test

guy: 2 we both cooked man

by 29alex06 April 2, 2024

Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.

by BaconMacon April 8, 2024

Cookflexing

Those videos you see on Instagram one people are cooking meals in like 15 seconds but it just feels like they're flexing that they can cook because they don't really put directions in the video.

Dang, you see my friend's Insta? He's cookflexing on the haters!

by Looksmaxxing_wrizz_uwu April 10, 2024

Cooked

when you truly believe that your father is gay and wants to have sex with you

You: Bro I'm cooked
Bro: Me too
Father: Son...it's time for father-son time

by DictationIsKindaCool April 12, 2024