crimple

Crimple is when someone is injured and has to be on crutches or a wheel chair. Crimple could also mean someone that has a knee brace, broken arm, and ect.

Example) Tiffany is crimple.

This is meaning tiffany is injured and has a knee brace + crutches.

by Secret04 June 4, 2016

Crinplosion

Cringing so hard that your body implodes.

Joey : Hey 'd you see that fuckin weeb?

Mac: Yeah man, He made me have a crinplosion.

by twissidly September 3, 2016

chrispy tibbers

the biggest douche bag you'll ever meet

Yeah i know Chrispy Tibbers, he's a fucking douche when he drinks

by TunaCanMafia November 20, 2016

Crespitation

Crespitation is when you wake up and do not want to get out of bed.

On the day of day of the exams, Jared had crespitation and did not want to get out of bed.

by VegetarianBacon February 11, 2017

crimpulated

The thing is fucked. Don't work etc

That cunts crimpulated. Useless fucking thing is crimpulated

by Fuck me handsone February 26, 2017

crimpo

A crusted individual. A bit flakey.

*in Australian accent* "golly, he was a real crimpo..!"

by MrsSpriggs July 27, 2017

Crip-Fu

When a severely crippled person tries to do Kung-Fu but realizes their legs no longer work properly in order for them to do said Kung-Fu moves.

"Did you see that Crip-Fu?"

"Yeah, silly Cripple, Kung-Fu is for those who can walk."

by Mysterious Frying Pan May 15, 2017