Chris Zegzula

A person of great experience with girls, mostly sex. he most likely had sex with your mom, and if you're female and you never seen him, he is coming for your booty.

Chris Zegzula is the pussy destroyer

by Zegzula300 April 29, 2019

chris kimmy

Small dick, soft hands, and a bitch

Bro, don’t be a Chris Kimmy

by mm123123123 October 17, 2019

Chris Trepidation

Harry Style's illicit affair that he just can't seem to shake. Mentioned in the title track of his sophomore album, Fine Line, Trepidation is infamously clingy, yet closed off.

Louis: who the f*ck is Chris Trepidation

Harry: is chris a person? a place? an emotion? we'll never know

by crotchcracker September 24, 2021

Asian Chris

Often left out of the fun, Asian Chris is known for his tiny errection and his lack of elite call of duty skills.

Hi Asian Chris, will you help me with my math homework?

by DrDanks December 1, 2016

Courageous Chris

When you have to take a gnarly shit so you walk down the road, proceed to pull your pants down, spread your ass cheeks with your hands then plop one down with no need to wipe!

“Hey guys, i gotta pull a courageous chris!” -chrig

“No worries, take your time :)!” -friends

by EuhEuheeEeeEuheyEuuuhhhyy January 25, 2021

Chris AND Hani

Faggots

Look at those Chris and Hani's fucking eachother in the ass like a bunch of gays

by tickleme_anthrax May 4, 2017

Chris Tye

An absolute and utter nonce. Takes pride in being a creepy, unwanted and annoying arsehole. Will try and steal your girlfriend and/or boyfriend given the opportunity, so keep your loved ones close, for your own sake.

Hey look there's Chris tye!
Oh shit be careful he might steal your kids!

by Racistpug November 20, 2019