cheese mcpoopy

To have have sex with someone in the ass using cheese wiz as a lubricant

Melinda asked Frank to give her a cheese mcpoopy after they ate mac n cheese for dinner.

by Frank December 22, 2004

cheese nips

When a red haired person has hair around their nipples.

Mark Ritchie has some nice cheese nips.

by Tyler Spillane August 23, 2006

Gooch Cheese

A combination of pubic hair, sweat, semen, and dirt that is found on the gooch (perineum) of a man, abounding as a result of strenuous exercise(s).

WAITER: Would you care for our new menu item, kind sir, marinated with gooch cheese?

CUSTOMER: Fuck no!

by Joe Lynne April 28, 2010

Cheddar Cheese Sneeze

When one bends over and shoots a large burst of cheddar cheese out of their asshole at another person, usually during a sexual encounter.

So I was about to get it on with DeLaney when all of a sudden she gave me a cheddar cheese sneeze! It was such a turn-off.

by BuhBuhBoomer August 18, 2011

holy cheese and crackers

a really funny but dumb way to exclaim something

Batman: The Joker's getting away Robin!
Robin: Holy cheese and crackers Batman!

by Ket August 25, 2005

cheese covered bongload

An unatainable combo of two things, used to describe something great.

If i could fly like superman and be invisable, that would be amazing like a cheese covered bongload

by Bonebreak May 11, 2008

Cheese Titts

A name to call a woman when trying to get her attention and the bitch isn't listening.

Used by Jim Carrey in Me, Myself & Irene at Renee Zellweger

Hold on there cheese titts, did I miss something?

by Bad Town Wreckords April 17, 2011