ditch candy

when you have no where to fuck, you go outside and do it in the ditch. The act is known as "ditch candy." However, it is not like normal sex. When you have ditch candy, you have to be careful not to let the wrong kind of snake go into your hole.

Me and my girlfriend where having some hard-core ditch candy, until my mom drove by.

by RAEHRABKEAMRBIRNEYAHTMDKH October 27, 2010

candis dick fit in your mouth

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)

“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth”

by hgcgjbvftuhvv February 21, 2023

candy becker

A very good mother who shows love and support towards her kids.

Your mother is such a Candy Becker.
My mom is a Candy Becker

by accuratedefinitionedd June 23, 2022

like taking candy from a baby

to be very easy

Beating them was the easiest thing in the world - it was like taking candy from a baby.

by Thịnh March 11, 2024

Eye watering candy

A twist on ‘eye candy’, but for a well endowed good looking man showing off his goods.

He was some eye watering candy to look at 🥵

by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025

Buffalo candy

The crust that lies within the top of one's buttcrack and butthole.

“Idk bro... her Buffalo candy just tasted a bit off last night.”

by LilJosephinetheillest May 14, 2021

candy pain

Silly problems

Man that girl got some candy pain

by Rullpump February 25, 2018