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closted

when typing with your eyes closed, upside down and under water you tend to write closed as "closted"
i can type with my eyes closted, upside down and under water!!!
by random name 16 November 2, 2010
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Clothespin Soccer

N. soccer with a clothespin.
Steven! lets play some clothespin soccer!
by Hubert Rolandburger January 25, 2011
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Clostmer

The state of nostalgia toward missed oprotunities, especially to gain fame or fortune.
Having children can ruin a rock n' roll career, pushing young adults into a permanent state of clostmer and long-term resentment of their children.

Jamie Lynn Spears is clostmer about her young pregnancy.
by JamieSpears July 8, 2011
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clothesterphobic

A phobia that occurs when your wardrobe outgrows your storage space and you have no more room for new clothes.
I just moved and I have no closet space. I am feeling very clothesterphobic.
by worldredefined November 7, 2011
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clothes browsing

To look around in a store and find something eye appealing and buy it.
Employee: Do you need any help?

Shopper: No I'm just clothes browsing.
by 2012gamefreak June 11, 2012
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clostrofuck

i have no idea, seems to be fucked up situation though
it's all clostrofuck man
by roger21 November 8, 2012
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clotheslined junk

She gave him a clotheslined junk when he gave her lip.
by Pkc December 29, 2013
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