closted

when typing with your eyes closed, upside down and under water you tend to write closed as "closted"

i can type with my eyes closted, upside down and under water!!!

by random name 16 November 2, 2010

Clothespin Soccer

N. soccer with a clothespin.

Steven! lets play some clothespin soccer!

by Hubert Rolandburger January 25, 2011

Clostmer

The state of nostalgia toward missed oprotunities, especially to gain fame or fortune.

Having children can ruin a rock n' roll career, pushing young adults into a permanent state of clostmer and long-term resentment of their children.

Jamie Lynn Spears is clostmer about her young pregnancy.

by JamieSpears July 8, 2011

clothesterphobic

A phobia that occurs when your wardrobe outgrows your storage space and you have no more room for new clothes.

I just moved and I have no closet space. I am feeling very clothesterphobic.

by worldredefined November 7, 2011

clothes browsing

To look around in a store and find something eye appealing and buy it.

Employee: Do you need any help?

Shopper: No I'm just clothes browsing.

by 2012gamefreak June 11, 2012

clostrofuck

i have no idea, seems to be fucked up situation though

it's all clostrofuck man

by roger21 November 8, 2012

clotheslined junk

Being clotheslined in the male genitalia

She gave him a clotheslined junk when he gave her lip.

by Pkc December 29, 2013