Candycane 

The guy acting like a women in the movie Joyride who should have been killed buy the dude with a truck.

"Candycane?....Are you there Candycane?..."

Candycane by Ballwhackingasskicker July 2, 2004

candy-maker

A tout. One who fabricates a sugary story, completely lacking in substance, to entice financial, social, political, or emotional support.

Noahltl and WWJDthrume are two of the biggest candy-makers in the CMKM Diamonds community.

candy-maker by Urban Casavant July 16, 2008

Candy and Bobby 

A perfect relationship based on niggatrons, black African greasy ginger jews, the strong hatred of coons, rubbing fishes, dissecting leaves, unwanted random dick pics, but most importantly love and the hope that we will meet and get married and have kids and stuff and if we don't that would nor be the business but I will always love you no matter what. I love you candy :*

Damn they have a candy and Bobby relationship, I'm so jealous!

Candy and Bobby by Goml_bobzeeee July 6, 2011

Tibetan hard candy 

Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Riveria's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Riveria's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.

-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"

-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.

Tibetan hard candy by CIA Napkin August 15, 2006

candy-ass 

Someone who is sweet to the point of pansitude. They want people to kiss thier ass, so they suck up and never fight anything.

SYNONYMS: weenie, pansy, brown-noser, Gamecube User

He is such a candy-ass bitch

candy-ass by ElCapitan November 3, 2004

candy striper 

Derived from the term used for nurses in the 1950's (one who wore primarily white clothing with one bright pink stripe down the side), a term used to describe someone whose actions are downright asinine and borderline homosexual.

Metrosexual Guy - Hey, bud, want me to put some sunscreen on you?
Straight Guy - Fuck no, dude!
Straight Guy's Girlfriend - What the hell! Why do you always have to be such a candy striper?!

candy striper by Spina July 15, 2008

brooke candy 

the worst so-called "rapper" this era has generated.

girl: have you heard of brooke candy? shes so empowering! i can suck everyone's dicks now and i can still get into heaven!!
girl #2: please, down some bleach.

brooke candy by thetopniggaonthisroad October 30, 2013