weirdest boner

What you get when something you feel strange / conflicted about turns you the fuck on. An erection from unexpected cause.

Jim: dude, that fat toad Ms Bouchard was freaking out at you in French class!
Dane: ya man, gave me the weirdest boner

by Pseudo Word Bird March 6, 2020

Pro Boner

Helping a girl out in a messy situation with the hidden agenda of getting booty.

"Look at Marc. He's her knight in shining armour."
-Nah... He's just working Pro Boner. Pro Bono

by Sam_the_Dawg May 2, 2015

Boner brain

when one has the inability to speak or function because all of the blood has rushed out of their head to their boner. generally makes the affected person very stupid for the duration of the boner. mainly occurs to men with large schlongs.

"she told me i could touche her boobs and i wigged out, i think i said 'i don't need to.' I NEEDED TO."

"Total boner brain dude, ouch."

by twiceonsundays November 16, 2011

bestfriend boner

The result when you and your best friend do something immensely awesome and defining of a best friendship together. Also the result of recollecting or reminiscing of how awesome you and your best friend are.

1. "Dude, I just heard Man In The Box on the radio and got a bestfriend boner remembering that time we sang it together in Poli Sci."

2. Tim and Justin will forever remember the night they got bestfriend boners, after catching the house on fire at a party.

by Daniel Caldwell November 8, 2013

Lady boner

When your clit swells up, and so does the lips of your vagina. A tingling sensation in the crotch. Typically occurs when sexually aroused.

Person 1: Hey, you see Johns large dick? It’s almost 8 inches!
Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner!
*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris

Person 1: Oh my gosh! I guess you should get him! Your clit is almost as big as his penis!

by Pewdiepie4life August 29, 2019

Arctic Boner

when you get so cold that your wiener has shrinks in size so drastically that it becomes hard, yet not erect, in other words a hard chode usually accommodated by your scrodom looking like an old bee hive

dude when we went sledding it was so cold i got an arctic boner, took me hours to return to normal

by Vladboy11 January 17, 2012

[boner]-mouth

One that enjoys a throbbing boner in his or her mouth.

"Wow, that girl at the gangbang audition was a real boner-mouth!"

by smoo616 December 29, 2007