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Boner Day

The first warm day of the year, when women break out their summer outfits, and the streets are flooded with skin after a long, cold winter.
Hey...Tim...want to hit a patio? Today's Boner Day.
by Jer_TO May 6, 2013
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Banana-Boner

When a male has such a large erection, (Particularly during sex), that his penis begins to curve upward to resemble the shape of a banana.
Last night was so great, that I got a banana-boner.
by SE123 April 3, 2014
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Boner sensitive

The inability to touch or overly sensitive sensation a male gets in his dick after an ejaculation or eruption has occurred.
This chick tried playing with my dong after I emptied my bags on her chest but couldn't let her cuz my piece was still to boner sensitive.

While I was diggin this chick out last night I went for her nips but she pulled my hands off, they must have to been boner sensitive.
by T-B1rd October 25, 2014
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bestfriend boner

The result when you and your best friend do something immensely awesome and defining of a best friendship together. Also the result of recollecting or reminiscing of how awesome you and your best friend are.
1. "Dude, I just heard Man In The Box on the radio and got a bestfriend boner remembering that time we sang it together in Poli Sci."

2. Tim and Justin will forever remember the night they got bestfriend boners, after catching the house on fire at a party.
by Daniel Caldwell November 8, 2013
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Healthy Boner

An erection that is stimulated by being healthy or by having a girl yell "Ai Papi!" while you masterbate.
"Do you have a Healthy Boner?"

"If it doesn't give you a Healthy Boner then don't touch it!"
by TheTetsuya December 10, 2013
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Boner Toner

I got so excited that I prematurely shot my boner toner all over the place.ejaculation
by Inspector Taint March 17, 2015
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ramen boner

When you want someone else's ramen so badly that you get a boner.
Watching you eat your lunch is giving me a ramen boner
by Lonelybelovid April 20, 2015
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