A lit boner is the mental arousal that occurs when reading deeply symbolic or well written literature. And maybe physical arousal. It is also the name of an amazing group chat filled with shady, savage, & petty people.
by lowkeyloren July 21, 2015
When two or more males are over excited to see each other (sometimes due to a long time apart) the excessive show of enthusiasm or appreciation, These individuals can be described to be "Scraping boners"
by Wreckin'balls March 07, 2009
The first warm day of the year, when women break out their summer outfits, and the streets are flooded with skin after a long, cold winter.
by Jer_TO May 06, 2013
When your clit swells up, and so does the lips of your vagina. A tingling sensation in the crotch. Typically occurs when sexually aroused.
Person 1: Hey, you see Johns large dick? It’s almost 8 inches!
Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner!
*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris
Person 1: Oh my gosh! I guess you should get him! Your clit is almost as big as his penis!
Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner!
*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris
Person 1: Oh my gosh! I guess you should get him! Your clit is almost as big as his penis!
by Pewdiepie4life August 29, 2019
That little feeling in your member when you're sitting next to the girl/boy you like. Often experienced in middle school when sexual desires aren't fully realized yet.
by cpatpan July 23, 2016
Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
by Eeshh December 18, 2011
by Sombrero Siesta Fiesta May 23, 2011