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the polar bear

To put one's hand in an ice chest as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately lose feeling in the hand, followed by the act of masturbation with said limb
by Jeeping life May 9, 2017
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Woah, Bear!

What you say in the presence of a predator.
The predator typically being a drunken horndog that is determined not to leave the party alone.. will hit on anything and everything with tits. His intoxication will lead to ALOT of rejections, his failed efforts will be noticed by many. the girl he leaves with will be made mockery of. it is best to avoid the bear.
Sara: Omg did you see Josh????
Laura: Yeah mayne hes wasted. Hes hitting on the girl thats been walking around for the last three hours with her dress stuck in her undies.
Sara:Yeah, ii heard He asked Tara to drag him out back and she threw her drink at hi.. OMG he just winked at me.. and hes coming this way!

Laura: Woah, Bear! lets get out of here...
by Porcelain. January 14, 2011
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boopsy bear

by olgenbolgen October 9, 2007
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Feed The Bear

The act of throwing in an enormous lip or "pich" of chewing tobacco, specifically Kodiak brand. Each tin has a Kodiak Bear shown on the lid
"I've been stuck at my goddamn girlfriends house all night and all I want to do is go home and feed the bear."

"The bears real hungry right about now."
by Prof. Leukoplakia November 16, 2011
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Bear hug

Bob: gimme a bear hug

Joe: ok
Joe: I think he’s got a broken everything
by Semaj1746 August 8, 2019
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Pokey Bear

An average hight boy with dark brown hair and caramel skin. Squishy like a bear and likes to go slow at any task at hand, as a slow pokes. Pokey Bears are known for wanting to sleep through winter i.e. alarm clocks.
Pokey bear took the longest time putting on his pants today.
by Pokes101 March 23, 2012
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Ankles of a Bear

In order to posses 'Ankles of a Bear' one would have to:

A) Have very large manly ankles, and
B) Be so harry that said ankle could mistakenly be thought to belong to a bear. . .

*NOTE* actual incounters with one who posseses "Ankels of a Bear" always ends in bloodshed and DEATH!!!!

and could also be something your friends yell when playing halo . . . .

also see LEVIATHAN OF THE DEPTHS and TERROR OF THE SEVEN SEAS
1) ARGLEFLARGLEBLEH!!!! DID YOU SEE THEM ANKLES!?!?! (hence ankles of a bear)

2) J00 ARE GONA DIE n00b!! (then gets pwnt) awww.....ANKELS-OF-A-BEAR!!!11
by Drakor Nolatari April 28, 2006
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