Bearded meme daddy

An attention seeking annoying person who clings to their kink to get people to like them. Constantly begs for money and nudes from women and thinks that he is entitled to both of these things. Generally unattractive with a weak jawline and straw like facial hair.

You're such a bearded meme daddy.

by UncleMiles May 6, 2017

Merlin's beard

When having sex with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of ejaculation and sprays his love muck on the lady's chin. The jizz should start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to Merlin's.

"Hey guess what Rich, I did a Merlin's beard on your mum last night!"

"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"

by Ste Crayston December 7, 2006

Beady beads

Bead for decorateing hair or use for art projects

You know you live in the hood when theres beady beads in your parking lot.

by Bluebutterfly4u August 14, 2018

Power Beard

What a Dwyer!!

Silly little men that think that having a dead rat on their face makes them look powerfull, also giving them something else to play with beside their own cocks

by The May 14, 2003

Merlin's Beard

A layer of semen on a girl's face in areas where facial hair is commonly found on men, e.g. chin, upper lip, cheeks, neck. Usually results after a blowjob.

"Do you want a blowjob, sweetheart?"

"Yeah! How do you want it to end today, honey?"

"I'd love to have a Merlin's Beard, but whatever you want. It's your special day."

"You want it, you got it!"

by Merlin's Wife July 2, 2009

Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

Beardyboi

A dog with a full, substantial, beautiful beard. You can run your fingers through it. Some examples include: Schnauzer, doodles, Airedale, Wheaton, and most terrier breeds.

I like the beardybois.

by Artpylon August 31, 2025