snack bandit

A madlad who hides until the time is right to SWOOSH in and then take the snacks of other people when no one's around.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.

Alright! who's the damn snack bandit in this house? i put my chips in the container above the microwave and they were suddenly gone this morning! who took them!?

by thextorzhater May 18, 2019

Pole Bending

The way strippers get rich

Friend: “How did you afford to buy all of that?”

Stripper: “I’ve been pole bending on the weekends.”

by Lil-sizzle May 20, 2019

Showdown bandit

a little puppet from a show in the old cartoon days has a revolver he also wears a cowboy hat

lets get you out of that box_-miss undertaker from Showdown bandit

by yeeaaa boi August 26, 2019

Queef bandit

A man who sucks a woman's queef into his urethra

John kept getting boner farts from being such a queef bandit

by Juvan dudlus September 1, 2019

Coochie bandits

A group of boys with big ass dicks that fuck bitches and party

On me the coochie bandits done stole my bitch

by Fellow coochie bandit September 3, 2019

clit bandit

A guy that goes around and fucks a lot of women in relationships.

man chad is such a clit bandit, he flipped my girls nips then dipped
Terry the clit bandit really ruined a lot of relationships during IUPatties

by stephanohl October 10, 2019

Poop Bandito

Started when a black guy shit on the shelf at NDCP. Then a Hispanic kid shit in a urinal years later to keep the tradition alive. Poop bandit is a hero who shits in peculiar places as a practical joke.

Yo did u hear the poop bandito struck again

Yeah heard he did it right on the teachers desk

by shmoondo October 24, 2019