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Abstinence Whore

a person, most of the time a girl, who is crazy for abstinence, a little less than a prude, but still annoying as hell when it comes to getting in their pants. sometimes this person can be a tease, but a lot of the time they just dont find pleasure in sexual things.

often times they dont have the desire to be fingered because they are afraid it will "hurt" like a mofo.

unfortunately these people are often really really hot, so it sucks.
Shelby is such an abstinence whore, i was trying to hook up with her at prom and she wouldn't let me find the promise land, so i ditched her ass for an after party.
by cbaby4 May 4, 2010
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Agustine

A big asshole that always says “Joe Mama
“Agustine is so annoying when he saysJoe Mama
by AGUTINE November 7, 2019
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Mormon Abstinence

I'm saving myself for marriage, lets use mormon abstinence.
by tough titties December 17, 2011
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Abstinence

Holding oneself back voluntarily. Ha! Ha! Ha!
"Abstinence", it makes the "Hard" grow fonder.
by Ha! ha! ha! January 16, 2009
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Abstinence

Something that does not work.
9/10 chastity vow takers break their pledge.

Abstinence does not work
by Animalzap August 22, 2009
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Austism

Portmanteau of “Austin” (TX) and “Autism.”

An Austist is a person on the political left who is neurologically incapable of civil discourse, and who screeches autistically in response to scientific consensus, professional opinion, differing world view, etc.
“Melissa and Ryan think that vaccines cause Autism, that GMOs are evil, and that crystals have healing powers. They are also raising their children genderless. No, they are not scientists; they are Austists. Don't laugh when they screech. Austism is no laughing matter.”
by Noelle554 August 3, 2018
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abstinence

The dumbest thing since Crystal Pepsi. Usually practiced by Churchies and fat Girls.
"I'm abstinant and I got to the First Baptist Church!!"
by Nick April 11, 2005
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