CandyMan Candy

When you tip your waitress/server/bartender/baristas/maid/hooker in candy. Lots of it. From last Halloween/Christmas. And it’s Autumn.

Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.

You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.

#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye

Don’t eat that CandyMan candy dude. That shit nastyyyy bro.

他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500

I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.

Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC

*Event created*

What’s your favourite candy?

Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭

by DragonflyOnAUni January 10, 2018

Candy farm

A candy farm is a bowl of candy that is set out for anyone to partake in.

The only reason I stay at my job is because my dick boss Mike has a good candy farm on his desk.

by Former President Jimmy Carter January 27, 2020

Cotton Candy

Used when something is really sweet, cute and wholesome. Generally makes you feel good inside.

“Have you seen that new cartoon ? It’s really cotton candy”

by Jvepvrk February 18, 2020

cotton candy fuck

When one twink rolls his hips in a circular motion over another twinks dick.

"I know you like dick from a bear, but have you tried cotton candy fucking?"

by Checkers!! March 10, 2020

missouri candy corn

when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters

i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween

i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween

by grxcemxrtin March 22, 2020

Swedish Candy cane

When you finger a female on her period until you get a bloody hand. Then take your bloody hand and cum on her face.

It was that time of the month, so I gave her a Swedish Candy Cane.

by BananaPatch November 18, 2020

Candy Cub

A reverse cougar, when the younger woman spoils an older man the same way a cougar would spoil a younger man.

Did you see that candy cub out buying her old man a new cane....

by anonymous November 21, 2020