A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy rando’s.
Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?
by Loxastic October 19, 2024

A rust god who only uses ak and never trolls or grubs. The best builder when it comes to the mini tundra or the shell.
by zayhoops May 5, 2023

- A Brandon is someone you should not be friends with. They're probably the worst person in the room. Do not speak with a Brandon. Dont even glance in their direction. Just genuinely stay away from a Brandon.
by What! What! What! November 23, 2021

Brandon Rojas is one of the most talented, beautiful, and intelligent people around. He is so kind and caring to anyone he sees. He doesn’t make problems, he fixes them. If he has a girlfriend he would make sure that she was the most special girl in the world
by hugosaez24 November 19, 2023

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
