All Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!

I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!

by Monkeyboy1234567 August 3, 2018

will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 6, 2018

Fot up

to be unsuccessful in an endevour i.e. To really "fuck up"

"Sara really Fot up that cake recipe she saw on Pinterest."

"I don't Trust James with my car because he'll just Fot it up."

by BitchyGoose August 7, 2018

come-upped

The proper past tense of the word "come up". This is more proper than "comed up" and head and shoulders better than "came up", which only sissies say. Its identical twin opposite is "come downed".

Some spelt without the hypen, though the hypen always exists when verbally spoken.

Recently, the topic come-upped that the earth's magnetic field could be subject to an anomaly, as a result of the aligning of the planets, something that occurs every 26,000 years.

by therealizer August 7, 2018

Rig um up

The desperate request by mountain dwellers to reveal your breasts

Rig um up.....excuse me??? You heard me, Rig um up!!! Rack um up, tighten up

by [e-mail] August 13, 2018

Slurp-up

Cumming in someone's foreskin, after which the semen in the foreskin is licked out.

Bob: Jim and I were docking and then Nancy performed a slurp-up on both of us.

by Mommyhasadirtymind August 13, 2018