Shit Scrolling

Scrolling through social media during a bowel movement.

My legs fell asleep while shit scrolling too long.

by RRRL October 19, 2020

Shit it in

Easy do it

Oh, you'll shit it in mate.

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Shit Stinks

Usually used when something sounds/looks suspicious or fishy.

P1: “I swear he’s just a friend!”
P2: “Shit stinks.”

by Thimithy October 20, 2020

Shit Stinks

Usually used when something sounds/looks suspicious or fishy.

P1: “I swear he’s just a friend!”
P2: “Shit stinks.”

by Thimithy October 20, 2020

shit-lett

see above

(to the tune of some enchanted evening)
Some Enchanted Shit-lett,
Caught up in your ass-hair (can also look up),
Don't know how it got there,
But it'll come out someday.

by Turd Ferguson November 2, 2003

as shit

To a great extent or degree; very

That movie is funny as shit!

by GaderKadoz July 6, 2022

Shit

Something Amber Hurd does on Johnny Depp's bed.

Johnny- Amber did you just take a shit on my bed?
Amber- It was the dog

by Mandaa July 6, 2022