shit-ton

Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.

More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.

This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.

by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016

Shit

The stuff that comes out of your anus

Johnny: I took a shit.
Jim: Ok

by Shittits2468 April 30, 2019

Shit truck

A person lacking common sense, strength, wit, intelligence or a just a piece of shit.I

Did you see that shit truck get kicked out of the Taco Bell?

by Daddy "Icky" Matt September 26, 2022

Son of a sack of shit

Shes crazy; or did something stupid; somethings wrong.

SHERYLL: she's a son of a sack of shit

by Loki5 July 8, 2024

Monkey Shit

Mara Salvatrucha diss

No Monkey Shit zone, homie!

by Lil Lowk October 9, 2023

Zay Shit

"This word describes someone who alters their behavior, particularly around girls, in an attempt to appear tough or cool, but ends up behaving foolishly or teasing others. This individual may resort to physical aggression, name-calling, and making jokes that are not well-received, all while claiming it's in good humor."

Man Daniel was on some zay shit at the game today.

by Deesh777 May 8, 2024

shit-n-spin

When a woman has sex with a man that is in the act of pooping on a toilet.

Man: “I have to take a shit.”

Woman: “can we do the shit-n-spin?”

by Penelopeee Johnson May 1, 2025