Ridin Dirty

Any toddler walking around with a dirty poop diaper.

Yo, that baby has a dirty load in her pants, she's ridin dirty....

She's got a big turd in her pants, and I can smell it from the other room. I know, that baby is ridin dirty.

Call da po po- she be riden dirty

by Zempo January 17, 2017

Dirty Hombre

A sarcastic term used to describe a try hard young white adult male who takes a trip to Cancun to party with strippers but instead gets gang banged by two trannys after one two many sex on the beaches.

Luke: Did you hear about Jason's trip to Cancun? He tried to make himself sound like a stud but apparently got penetrated by trannys.

Joe: He sure is one Dirty Hombre.

by TacosTacosTacosTacosTacos January 19, 2017

dirty runway

When a man has anal sex with a woman, then titty fucks her leaving a skid mark between the breast.

Hey Dude, did you fuck your wife in the ass, then titty fuck her leaving a dirty runway?

by RW41 January 22, 2017

son of a dirty microwave

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....

You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!

by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017

Dirty Bird Fodder

What is left of a football team after being decimated by the Atlanta Falcons.

The Green Bay Packers were a good football team until they played the Atlanta Falcons in the 2016 NFC championship game, now they are just dirty bird fodder.

by Wraith23 January 27, 2017

Dirty Q

When a q-tip is inserted into the male's urethra. It is then rubbed around until dirty. The cock is then forcibly rammed into the girl's anus with q-tip in tow. After a few thrusts, the q-tip is removed and jammed into the girl's urethra during anal penetration, and with that, the Dirty Q has been delivered.

"I gave that bitch the Dirty Q bro."
"I heard Maranda likes that Dirty Q."

by kingdemonastaroth January 30, 2017

Piss Dirty

Term used for when you have illict substance(s) in your system and in situation where as you are drug tested, you would not pass to say the least. Can also be expressed as saying "pissing dirty" which can be quite hysterical if used in question context in reference to another pass time activity as something fun to do with a little slang (not including proper verbage or grammar).

"He Joey, what's good?"
"Not a lot, just nervous about tonight. It's my last meeting and if they end up testing me, I'll piss dirty!"
"Oh, not good my man."
Second Example
"Hey my dude, what's up? You pissing dirty?"
"Hah, yeahh"

by Cracker Jack Vox February 4, 2017