National give your friend money day

A day where you give somebody money because why not usually occurs everyday

“If he can’t break bread he fake”

“National give your friend money day”

by Coolguy7923 November 07, 2022

Who's Your Writer?

When one makes a terrible joke, and the only response that you can muster is a sarcastic, rhetorical question

Guy 1: 'Knock knock'
Guy 2: 'Who's there?'
Guy 1: 'Interrupting cow'
Guy 2: 'Interr-'
Guy 1: 'MOO!'
Guy 2: 'Wow, who's your writer?'

by Flame Warmonger November 12, 2013

break your seal

when you first pee after drinking a lot, and then you keep peeing all night constantly.

friend 1: i really have to pee
friend 2: you should wait otherwise you’re gonna break your seal for the whole night

by chumforyou2 June 20, 2020

National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife

Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!

by Jason.. May 09, 2022

give your boyfriend a gift day

October 30th is National give your boyfriend a gift day. No matter what on this day you have to show your love and affection by getting your boyfriend a gift.

“OMG it’s national give your boyfriend a gift day I need to go get him a gift!”

by amayer October 19, 2023

Slammin your knobb

Means just kidding

Kid 1: Your grandmas dead
Kid 2: cries in pain
Kid 1: I’m just slammin your knobb

by MulletDaddy69 August 22, 2022

Potato, Potata, your IQ is nada

a quirky way of saying an individual is a dumbass! Originally said by u/HiNyam on VRCHAT

You: "The earth is flat and gravity doesn't exist."
Me: "Potato, Potata, your IQ is nada"
You: "what..?"

by HiNyam December 12, 2020