dirty mission

Getting your nut with mud on the horizon

Buzz turned her over and saw the logging trail and knew now this was a dirty mission

by Silver Goat June 2, 2016

dirty nasty low

When you Lower your car extreamly to where it scrapes the floor

Hey mike your car is dirty nasty low

by Brandon jjj June 2, 2016

Dirty-Hurty

The elegant act of using sandpaper to wipe your ass, then proceeding to wrap the shit-covered sandpaper around your dick and using it as a condom.

"I gave her a right-old dirty-hurty last night"

by wellington_the_skellington May 31, 2016

Dirty Juan

In baseball, attacking a baseman by purposefully sliding into them when running between or stealing bases.

Bautista pulled a Dirty Juan attempting to disrupt that double play.

by channelmaniac May 17, 2016

dirty nunchuck

When your getting your ass ate out by your gf and getting jerked off and you shit a log in her mouth and nut at the same time.

My gf was a bitch so I gave her a dirty nunchuck

by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016

Dirty Mike

Owner of a petite cock.

Why are you such a dirty mike?

by Kaden1467 June 16, 2016

dirty landmines

Dirty landmines are pieces of geese shit

Dirty landmines are suckey

by Armanii Is Cool January 19, 2018