Sloppy Waffle 

When a group of men toast a waffle and then proceed to masturbate. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the waffle

"Hey guys you wanna go get some lunch?"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"

Sloppy Waffle by xXMLGSHREKTXx September 12, 2016

Lunge Waffle 

That friend that thinks he knows everyword so u make up a word that means nothing to fuck with him

Nik is a lunge waffle

Lunge Waffle by Michael_Haze August 21, 2016

pudding waffle 

When you cum in side of a vagina that has blue waffles and it leaks out

I gave my wife a really nice and tasty pudding waffle last night

pudding waffle by Curly2725 July 24, 2016

blue waffle falafel 

When a middle eastern person gets blue waffle, yummy

Person 1: whats that disease nadiya has?
Person 2: ahhh, blue waffle falafel

blue waffle falafel by wazirzakir July 12, 2016

blue waffle syrup 

After roughly pounding a female with a blue waffle, cream all over her pussy and lick i up.

"Brad wrecked my blue waffle last night then surprised me with some blue waffle syrup."

blue waffle syrup by Ash is Daddy May 23, 2016

Douche Waffle 

The most nauseating of the douche population; a total loser, totally lame, commonly seen within a 20 mile radius of your local Waffle House.

That douche waffle made me so sick, or was it the Awful House meal I ate earlier?

Douche Waffle by @therealDonaldTrump June 4, 2016

Douche Waffle 

1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.

2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)

Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.

Douche Waffle by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016