A man who lives a life of leisure, fishing, rubbing meats, smoking cannabis and drinking piss tasting IPA's. They also snag a lot of aunties.
This definition comes from the warm springs Indian reservation.
This definition comes from the warm springs Indian reservation.
by Jwickedg October 02, 2022
by BiggerChap November 25, 2023
by swampy21dumb on twitter and ig May 20, 2021
1.The man who teaches you the things you didn't learn in school.
2. The man who shows you things you were not supposed to .
2. The man who shows you things you were not supposed to .
"Last night my uncle showed me where children come from" Said laura "Really? My uncle showed me that when I was 4" Replied Stacy
by An intelegent human January 21, 2020
An Uncle is usually your moms brother(s) or your dads brother(s), unless it’s a very close family friend that you like to call your Uncle even though that’d be very inadequate. Uncles are the scummiest people out there. They all suck and have a stick up their butt, whether that be because of their work profession, their muscles, or for just no reason in particular because they suck regardless. They are as boring as a rock too, it’s way too hard to create a bond with them so you’ll just give up on trying. Most uncles will have been mean to you when you were just a youngin’ as well, and that really won’t change a whole lot as you get older. And if you don’t believe me that Uncles are the worst kind of people out there- why is it that there’s a lot of cases of uncles raping their nephews/ nieces. Ha! Scummy.
“Ugh, my uncle was being such an asshole to me!!”
“Oh man, sorry to hear.”
“Yeah brother, I’m convinced all uncles suck!”
“Yeah you’re probably right bro because mine do too.”
“Hahahahaahaha.”
“Oh man, sorry to hear.”
“Yeah brother, I’m convinced all uncles suck!”
“Yeah you’re probably right bro because mine do too.”
“Hahahahaahaha.”
by Poopoohahafunnybutt April 13, 2020
The brother of your Father.
by YourDrunkkUnclee September 21, 2023