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Definitions by TheTurtleOfLife

The handyman, child rapist, has a mustache, has hair only on the sides of his head above the ears in your family
Child: Uncle it's 1:05 AM what are you doing?
Uncle: *unzips pants and takes off underwear*
Child: OH GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*uncle takes a round at child's butt*
Uncle by TheTurtleOfLife February 27, 2019
A(n) individual/video that will make you joke about drinking bleach or suicide or being empty inside.
Man, this video is cringy, I wanna die
Cringy by TheTurtleOfLife June 16, 2018