[The Jennifer] 

A huge, obvious camel toe on a woman in active wear

Look at this photo she posted; doesn't she know The Jennifer is on full display in that spandex?

[The Jennifer] by Flortexin312 April 15, 2017

The John 

An alcoholic drink made from combining diet coke with cheap tequila. The name refers to the taste, similar to toilet water.

I passed out in a puddle of vomit because I was drinking the Johns all night.

The John by Don Lemmings October 24, 2017

For The Just In Case 

Taking something with you for the just in case.

When i go out with friends i always take eye drops for the just in case.

YOU: why are you taking those eyedrops
ME: For The Just In Case.

For The Just In Case by L1$$4 November 22, 2011

The Joker

When you are fingering a woman on her period and she appears to become disinterested or bored with it you pull out your fingers wipe them on the corners of her mouth while simultaneously exclaiming, "why so serious?".

I was fingering my girlfriend and she looked bored with it so i gave her the joker to try and cheer her up

The Joker by B raz July 1, 2009

the jesus

Jesus Quintana from The Big Lebowski

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

the jesus by arjaywheeler December 8, 2007

Pescado the Jack

1. An odd label in telling someone that the person has an I.Q. level of a gold fish (pescado meaning in Spanish fish) and an attitude like a jackass. Basically the person is nonsense.

Hence "Pescado the Jack"

2. Hard headed person who is a know-it-all who is really a fool

"If we are going to survive we're going to build a fire"

"Maybe I don't want to build a fire, maybe I want to find rocks and spell S.O.S"

"Listen to me Pescado the Jack, it the dead of night, we are stranded on island, and it is Cold as Hell--"

"Hell can't be cold because it hot."

"Idiot..."

Pescado the Jack by Ace Carde March 20, 2010

the john kwon 

balla

the john kwon by Anonymous March 27, 2003