Chinese Wiener Trap

The act of applying crazy glue to the inside of one's foreskin prior to "docking" (see also: docking), thus creating a Chinese finger trap effect, hence the name Chinese weiner trap.

Dude, last night I got caught in a Chinese wiener trap and ripped the tip of my dick off trying to get it out.

by James' Adam's Apple May 18, 2011

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fuzzy bear trap

when a female sits on your face with your nose in her vagina and procedes to fart in your mouth

i farted on my girlfriend yestarday and woke up to her in the middle of giving me a fuzzy bear trap

by TimboSlice89 May 6, 2011

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Cockodile Fly Trap

While wearing crocodile or alligator skinned pants and while pissing you pulled the zipper up too fast and got your cock stuck inside it also still pissing but now bleeding, too.

I gave myself an incidental "Cockodile fly trap" while taking a leak the other day and it hurt really bad!

by EatItAndLikeIt October 8, 2017

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The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.

Remember that fly that was buzzing around the kitchen? I gave him The Topeka Fly Trap.

by Mega Hemroids September 3, 2020

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internet booby-trap

a website that has been rigged to send a virus into your computer just by entering it. these usually are fake pornography sites. older computers, with little to no virus protection, are the most vulnerable.

Tim: hey, dude, why is your computer so slow?

Jake: yeah, i got internet booby-trap..

by the gentleman thief February 5, 2010

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