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by Don't use your real name!! December 7, 2021

Google Play Games

An aplication that might be installed in a device or is already there by Google company. This app offers recommended games to try (50% are boring as hell) and games with their own achievements.

The shitty part about it is that is full of uninterested, tasteless usernames that cheat through the Learderboard while like some fucking cowards: they play things like Hay Day , Candy Crush, or any video game +100 achievements and have a ninja profile.

{Or probably XP cheating}

-Dude I got 2.758.573.052,54 score on Google Play Games Learderboard while having the name "BonelessGamer39".
- KYS.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.

Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.

by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022

smoking google

When someone is talking straight-up talk

Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!

by vinaysmells April 4, 2022

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.

by The SQUIP April 5, 2022

Ok Google

An iconic command you say that triggers Google Assistant on your Android phone, tablet, or Google Home speaker. Saying "Ok Google" has been a thing on Android phones ever since 2013 back when it was known as Google Now. The trigger phrase has now expanded to include "Hey Google".

Friend 1: *rings doorbell*
Friend 2: Heyy come in! So what brings you h—
Friend 1: OK GOOGLE READ MY TEXTS
Friend 2: ....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 10, 2022

Google Doc Therapy

when you vent about all of your problems on a google doc in order to find clarity or get something out. could be because you can't afford a therapist or don't want to see one and need some relief right then.

I've had a terrible week and can't wait to get home and have some google doc therapy.

by gotothemorgue April 17, 2022