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cow internet

1. A typo associated with going towards something or related to "omw."
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.
1. I'm cow internet!
2. I have cow internet, ugh.
by QuartzEx April 23, 2018
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milking cow

A "milking cow" refers to a user who is exploited by addictive algorithms on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. These users are drawn into endless scrolling and content consumption, generating revenue for the platforms without receiving equivalent value in return.
After spending hours mindlessly scrolling through TikTok, I realized I was just another milking cow, feeding the algorithm while getting nothing productive out of it.
by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025
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I smell thirty cows

A feeling of great happiness and hunger
ME:How do you feel
Him:I smell thirty cows
Me:What do you fell like eating
Him:pant
by Kollando February 25, 2018
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cow

by catsrulesomuch January 5, 2020
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Cash Cow

Supposed to be a wealthy person from school, university and or the social network that its possible to meet with that allows cash flow dispensation requests. However is very difficult to find one these days with all the information privacy. Otherwise its someones parent, parents etc. Otherwise its a business that produces money.
Did you ask that Cash Cow for financial assistance with accounts payable? No I replaced the query with a search for a junior and or senior accountant with some experience in a small, medium and or large origination and some work experience, that knows a thing or two about salary authorizations and allowances however I haven't narrowed it down to exactly whom to ask.
by Patrick the Starfish001 January 6, 2024
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Money cow

How your landlord thinks of you.
I feel like my asshole landlord sees me as a money cow and not a human being.
by Cold nose September 15, 2022
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Cow

Person 1: "Yo, look at that fat cow!"
Person 2:"Hey that cow looks like ur mom111111!!!!!!!"
by A really unoriginal person December 21, 2021
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