After having sex with your girlfriend you keep the condom close so that after your girlfriend falls asleep you place your load in her hand and tickle her nose so as to make her slap your load in her face. Same thing can be done with whipped cream but not as funny.
Jay "last night I waited till my wife went to sleep and gave her a slippery slap"
Mark "how did that work out for you?"
Jay "she kicked my ass when she woke up..."
Mark "how did that work out for you?"
Jay "she kicked my ass when she woke up..."
by barnmaster98 July 14, 2010
Get the slippery slapmug. to slap someone after waving both of your arms in a 'flowy' motion as you would in a retro club. One arm movement must flow into the other and thn the slap should take place.
"john was winding me up so after school i grotto slapped him up on the field then ran of, im ghetto.
by Green_Day_All_Day January 26, 2006
Get the Grotto Slapmug. A Slapping Bag is a sleeping bag that you and your girl can fit inside comfortably and still have room to play around.
by The Great Dunnski December 29, 2009
Get the Slapping Bagmug. the act of taking one's (yours or a friend's) penis and slapping another (does't matter who) in the face with it. Often people d-slap someone who has passed out drunk or is just asleep.
by laxbrah January 25, 2009
Get the d-slapmug. (verb) This is a Word coined by Sabonisfan3386 during one of the weekly Oregonlive.com Blazer chats. The word first appeared on the chat recorded on Thursday, May 31. It was used to describe current Portland Trailblazers General Manager Kevin Pritchard's incredible tenure with the Trailblazers organization that began with his infusion of a positive culture into a franchise in dire need of a positive identity, His selection of the Rookie of the year, Brandon Roy, and has culminated in the top selection for the 2007 NBA Draft.
The word is a clever adaptation of the common phrase "bitch-slapped"
The word is a clever adaptation of the common phrase "bitch-slapped"
1. Danny Ainge got Pritch-slapped in the 2006 NBA Draft when he traded his lottery selection (Brandon Roy) and Raef LaFrentz to Portland for Sebastian Telfair and Theo Ratliff (AKA garbage players).
2. Every NBA team with a higher percentage chance to land the No. 1 pick in the 2007 NBA Draft got Pritch-Slapped when it was announced that the Trailblazers had won the rights to the top selection.
2. Every NBA team with a higher percentage chance to land the No. 1 pick in the 2007 NBA Draft got Pritch-Slapped when it was announced that the Trailblazers had won the rights to the top selection.
by T.F. Brown December 30, 2008
Get the Pritch-slapmug. Adam: Yo dude michael is such a loli
Victor: Yeah I loli slaped him last night
Adam: Kinky
Victor: Michael check out my new name! Desuman!
*Michael has lolislaped Victor*
Michael: It was super effective!
Victor: Yeah I loli slaped him last night
Adam: Kinky
Victor: Michael check out my new name! Desuman!
*Michael has lolislaped Victor*
Michael: It was super effective!
by WtfDidIJustMake August 7, 2010
Get the Loli Slapmug. 'Hey dude, yesterday I did some Jello Slapping!'
-'Woah, thats cool. I got to do that with you someday!' :D
-'Woah, thats cool. I got to do that with you someday!' :D
by Thejelloslapper August 4, 2010
Get the Jello Slappingmug.