the muddy mako shark

When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.

That bitch wouldn’t shut up so I gave her the Muddy Mako Shark.

by zRozin January 27, 2021

Shark Attack

When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.

So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.

by coffeyman February 20, 2011

internet shark

Probably some girl who posts a lot

Gina posts a lot, she is a internet shark

by Alec R. July 10, 2016

Bonneville lake shark

The Bonneville lake shark was a shark found in lake Bonneville is the 1200 bc era it is 18 ft long and a white greyish color. The Bonneville fish shark is still found in the depths of bear lake. If you believe all of this you are retarded and your name is probably Peter.

The Bonneville lake shark is a fast shark

by Linnerdy July 18, 2025

Sharks

You are trying to get rid of the past shame you got from looking up shark, and are trying to make it look as though you wanted the actual definition.

Person: I like sharks
Pervert: I like shark

by TechnoBallMuncher June 13, 2022

shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. Examples can be at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleep shark. Where when they want to surprise someone and play the surprise shark.

Look at them, that's shark couple goals

by surprise shark October 19, 2024

Shark

A fish.

James:I looked up shark today
Timmy:fuck off

by ThatGuyGrim November 29, 2023