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mindless self indulgence 

The urge to touch one's self. To please your naughty bits mindlessly.
I made sweet love to Jimmy Urine and now I'm gonna Mindlessly Indulge Myself. *fingers anus rapidly*

go fuck your self 

1. Telling someone to go away
2. Telling someone to stop speaking, usually because they are making either negative or non-sensical comments
"Hey Choz...wasn't that you sister I saw working the corner the other day?" "Hey..go fuck your self!"
go fuck your self by Chozito July 4, 2004

low self esteem 

one's inability to accept himself; one without self; one's tendency to live unhappily in accordance with principles which he does not understand but values because not to value these principles would introduce him to a reality which, though he senses its existence and its rightness, he fears acknowledging.
Your low self esteem effects me and that is why i dislike you.
low self esteem by Johny November 4, 2004

Natural Self Selection 

When members of a large cult or religious group commit mass suicide. When people whom the world, and the gene pool could really do without, decide to take their own lives in mass quantity.
1.Cult leader Jim Jones asked 914 of his followers to join him in natural self selection by drinking the fruit punch.

2. I wish everyone on E! t.v. would finally give into natural self selection.

It insists upon its self 

The definition of “insist” is;

“demand something forcefully, not accepting refusal.“ or

“ demand forcefully to have something.” or

“ persist in doing something even though it is annoying or odd.”

When one says “He insists upon himself” It means they’re are requiring of you to put more effort in understanding their Ambiguousness.

For example, when Jesus Christ tells parables or Socrates ask questions; they are insisting upon themselves, they’re requiring of you to do some thinking in order to understand what’s being taught, instead of giving you literal messages of their rhetoric.
Like in Family Guy, S9, Ep.17; Peter Griffin In thinking his family is going to die, expresses his true feels on the God Father movies

Brian: “Why didn’t like it?”
Lois: “explain yourself”
Peter Griffin: “it insists upon its self, Lois”
Lois: “what does that even mean”

Chris: “cause it has a valid point to make! It’s insisting!”

Chris hits the nail on the head, it’s trying to make a point, it has a message, so it insists upon you to pay attention and think. Peter doesn’t like the film because it’s subtle and doesn’t hold your hand like other films do; telling you what’s going on and having tons of exposition so your not lost.. in other words, Peter is moron who can’t pay attention and has poor deductive skills so he doesn’t understand what’s going on in the film, therefore doesn’t like it.

Before I Self Destruct 

5th studio album by 50 Cent set to be released 9th February 2009. Features the single "Get Up".
"Before I Self Destruct, Motherfucka," - 50 Cent on exclusive "50 For President" track.