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narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it all 

When someone is a little bitch boy who only cares about themself
They will pretend to care about you or other people but you know
Reyan and Ethan are total narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it alls
they are always saying sum shit
LIKE BITCH YOU DONT KNOW EVERYTHING

Florida Man Self Czech Out

A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.
Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.

James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.

move cho' self 

to move oneself to a new location
when on line at a movie, one might say, "casey and chelsey move cho' self"
move cho' self by CHELSEY&CASEY August 21, 2007

mindless self indulgence 

The urge to touch one's self. To please your naughty bits mindlessly.
I made sweet love to Jimmy Urine and now I'm gonna Mindlessly Indulge Myself. *fingers anus rapidly*

go fuck your self 

1. Telling someone to go away
2. Telling someone to stop speaking, usually because they are making either negative or non-sensical comments
"Hey Choz...wasn't that you sister I saw working the corner the other day?" "Hey..go fuck your self!"
go fuck your self by Chozito July 4, 2004

low self esteem 

one's inability to accept himself; one without self; one's tendency to live unhappily in accordance with principles which he does not understand but values because not to value these principles would introduce him to a reality which, though he senses its existence and its rightness, he fears acknowledging.
Your low self esteem effects me and that is why i dislike you.
low self esteem by Johny November 4, 2004