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A cute guy with an amazing personality that a (closeted trans) guy is admiring for afar. He has a girlfriend and this guy is trying to accept that, but it isn't easy. Ryan is just so sweet, he gifts this stupid little gifts and trinkets he found. Ryan gave this guy a *glowstick*, man. Ryan, you're amazing, and the guy hopes you don't look your name up on urban dictionary, because he doesn't think a lot of people get gifted gloswticks.
have you heard of Ryan? he's amazing and gifts people used glowsticks because they were cold and tired and needed cheering up.
Ryan by whysoupsoggy February 27, 2024
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You better try a ryan or I will have to whoop you again
Ryan by User T70 July 6, 2024
Seen from typical eyes as a yellow Enderman from the once-popular game; Minecraft, this entity fulfils the one stereotype for being Chinese; having no eyes. According to himself, he coined the name 'Vladdy Daddy'. Unfortunately, unlike his height, his Schlange is not so Lange...
"Ryan, you're gay."
"Fuck off."
Ryan by HammyShoe July 13, 2024
Ryan is truly a remarkable person, someone who starts as a dear friend and eventually becomes the love of your life. His kindness is unparalleled, and his amazing amber eyes reflect a depth of compassion and warmth that draws people in. Every time he smiles, it's as if the entire room lights up, making everyone around him feel special and cherished. His presence brings joy and brightness to the lives of those fortunate enough to know him. Being with Ryan transforms your world, filling it with love, happiness, and endless possibilities.
Ryan by Chansey July 18, 2024
Ryan is a person who prioritizes his own immediate comforts, such as affordable pizza and beer, over the fundamental rights and freedoms of others, including his daughter. He is content with the status quo, even if it means his daughter lacks essential rights like the ability to vote or make decisions about her own body, as long as his personal desires are met.
Oh, that guy is such a Ryan—he's all about cheap pizza and beer and couldn’t care less about important stuff like rights.
Ryan by democracyofhypocracy July 20, 2024
A sex connoisseur. The master of mpreg and the father of my kids. One interaction with this divine being binds your soul to his. Prepare for eternal damnation, as your hole will never heal after his milk bombs. There is no time to prepare, just relax your sphincter and enjoy the ride.
Gary: Dude... I don't think my anal prolapse will ever go back in after me and Ryan's 33 hour bareback breeding session!
Ryan by sillygooseexpress August 9, 2024
Ryan has a big cock
Ryan by Hibestieloveuxxx1234 March 12, 2024