shrimp potter

Noun. An indivual, usually femail but not necessarily so, who has a particular knack for attracting men with small penises.

Christ Sharon, I've e done it again, picked up a guy last night who rattled around like a marble in a bin lid. Why am I the world's biggest shrimp Potter?

by Myersrum April 9, 2024

Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.

Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!

by Lirpa1579 May 6, 2024

chocolate pottery

when a boy and girl both shit on the same bed and see who can make the best sculpture

me and aisha did some chocolate pottery the other night should of seen my shitty sculpture!

by Jamo0Ma March 14, 2025

chocolate pottery

when a man and a girl have sex then shit on the same bed and see who can make a better sculpture of their shit can include multiple contestants

Oh did you see shane’s chocolate pottery it was way better than aishas

or
i fancy a chocolate pottery with my family when i’m home

by Jamo0Ma March 14, 2025

Teal Potter

Someone who leaves work before 5:30

Frank left work at 5:15, what a teal potter

by Legend27 November 6, 2025

Harry Potter Panic Attack

Similar to the fent fold. When one collapses onto the floor and starts vibrating and or gyrating against it. A dance move invented by the Egyptians.

"Look! He's having a Harry Potter Panic Attack!"

by Tearytesty December 24, 2025

that's pitted

phrase usually used by greasers in reference to something that is "lame;bad;stupid;etc.". it is very flexible in meaning.

"johnny just got hit by a truck, that's pitted."
"you listen to folly? that's pitted."
"you dont have a pompadour? thats's pitted."

by ronald. December 24, 2005