Person A: *siff sniff*
.
.
.
Person A: *sniff sniff*
Person B: Hey, you sick?
Person A: No, why?
Person B: You probably got post-coke nose then.
.
.
.
Person A: *sniff sniff*
Person B: Hey, you sick?
Person A: No, why?
Person B: You probably got post-coke nose then.
by Facts&Tea January 2, 2019
Get the post-coke nose mug.This is the exact same concept as post nut clarity however in this case it is after a makeout. You may feel a sense of rue afterwards.
by InnerPrawn March 19, 2023
Get the post makeout clarity mug.So bro i just got done with my Post-Cum Workout regime and i swear my arm is getting bigger by the day.
by PressF4inthechatwhileholdALT January 26, 2020
Get the Post-Cum Workout mug.Timing/postponing an udate on a social network in such a way that one will maximize exposure to it, and as such maximize responses to it. In other words, when one gets an idea for a funny/interesting/deep facebook status one must make sure that one posts it at a time when most people are bored at home and likely to see it and comment on or like it. It is also important to be sure that this update does not coincide with another significant event (major sporting/political/popular culture events) because then one's post will be lost in the multidude of mundane and banal posts reporting the outcome of the significant event.
1.
Guy: "Dude, I just got the funniest idea ever! I'm tweeting it right now!"
Dude: "No Guy, it's Saturday night. Everyone's gonna be out partying and getting wasted, so noone will see your tweet. You've gotta plan when to post. Tomorrow morning at 10 will be a good time, when everyone's in bed, hungover, and online because they don't wanna get up."
Guy: "Woah, you speak true, dude."
2.
Guy: "Ohmigawd! I just realised the meaning of life! Updating Facebook status right now!!"
Dude: "No no no! Plan when to post! The final match of the soccer world cup is starting in 10 minutes. Noone's gonna give a shit about Facebook right now, and after the match everyone's gonna be making statuses gloating about how their team won, or complaining if theirs lost. You'll have to give it a day if you want humanity to benefit from your wisdom."
Guy: "Dude, you're so wise!"
Guy: "Dude, I just got the funniest idea ever! I'm tweeting it right now!"
Dude: "No Guy, it's Saturday night. Everyone's gonna be out partying and getting wasted, so noone will see your tweet. You've gotta plan when to post. Tomorrow morning at 10 will be a good time, when everyone's in bed, hungover, and online because they don't wanna get up."
Guy: "Woah, you speak true, dude."
2.
Guy: "Ohmigawd! I just realised the meaning of life! Updating Facebook status right now!!"
Dude: "No no no! Plan when to post! The final match of the soccer world cup is starting in 10 minutes. Noone's gonna give a shit about Facebook right now, and after the match everyone's gonna be making statuses gloating about how their team won, or complaining if theirs lost. You'll have to give it a day if you want humanity to benefit from your wisdom."
Guy: "Dude, you're so wise!"
by Giant Ginger Medicine Man June 26, 2012
Get the Plan When To Post mug.by 699999999 January 23, 2023
Get the Post Railed Syndrome mug.The feeling you get after waking up from a graphicly disturbing nightmare. Which leaves you fearful and wondering what the fuck is wrong with you that your brain created such disturbing things...
by Which lie July 9, 2016
Get the Post-nightmare Fearpression mug.Did you see how that thing changed after it was transcribed? That's post transcriptional modification for ya, baby!
by flyboy347 February 27, 2017
Get the post transcriptional modification mug.