Geeter-peter

A condition that affects males, it is caused by either a: ingesting a high quality dose of crystal methamphetamine, or b: an extreme overindulgence of any quality meth. Resulting in the complete inability to achieve an erection of the penis despite an extreme desire to do so or with any kind of physical, visual, or any other type of stimulation. Sexual or otherwise.

I was stuck like chuck at that trap house down on Main St. last night and met this fine-ass chick who was DTF but I was high as fuck and couldn't get it up. I had geeter-peter for sure. Still don't know if I could get a boner.

by TheronJoshua March 14, 2024

peter piping

When a dog smells a blown out pussy

He isn’t just sniffing, he’s checking for peter piping!

by ano96 May 1, 2021

peter knot

When you pull your Peter "dick" out and hit her on the head so hard that it makes a knot.

Eww look at that Peter knot Susie has, it's the size of a mushroom tip

by Silent92 August 13, 2022

Peter Berndes

The Human Tuna.

Are you eating tuna again today? you are such a Peter Berndes

by Lordoftheimps March 7, 2022

Peter

Someone who is sexually attracted to buses

I’m peter

by Andyyyyyyy June 13, 2024

Zoe Peters

A person so incredibly dumb that they spend their whole life trying to find the answer to the equation 7+3= ?

Damn look at that Zoe Peters. She should go back to preschool.

by LachyMuller November 4, 2020

peter

that gardener that ask if you want some tea. or tells you to put another shrimp on the barbie

hey peter will you bring the tea with you and while your there put another shrimp on the barbie

by jljkfgljljgkljklggdfgkgrjhgjjt October 7, 2019