Sleepy Pee 

Getting up when you're clearly too tired to walk to the bathroom and urinate.

(turns on light)

SHIT. Should have invested in that nightlight. damn you sleepy pee

Sleepy Pee by zakdwyeragain November 2, 2010

virtually pee 

v.
1) To excessively post on one's social networking page as a means of expressing possession or ownership. Common offenders include obsessive, insecure, or attention-craving significant others, as well as young teenagers and generally crazy stalkers.

12:53 pm : HEY BABESICLE! JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND I <33 YOUUU! SEE YOU IN AN HOUR!

1:00 pm : SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU! BE OVER IN 10!

5:00 pm : Omg. We had the BEST time today! ;) muah! xoxo

Friend: You should really stop virtually peeing on your boyfriend. We get it..he's yours!

virtually pee by Rikka32 December 3, 2010

Glee Pee 

Being so happy/excited you lose control of your bladder and pee on yourself, floors, etc.

When I saw Bug I got so happy I glee peed

Glee Pee by DaisyBugOlive September 8, 2013

after-pee-shiver 

The shaky-shaky phenomenon that puzzles the world to this day, after you take a nice warm drizzle, you shake like an earthquake and you drizzle becomes a firehose and has a velocity strong enough to take an eye out.

"Yo man, what are you doin' in here? There is pee-pee everywhere!"

"The after-pee-shivers got to me."

"Oh yea dawg im feelin ya"

after-pee-shiver by the potty theorist February 24, 2014

vita pee 

Neon bright yellow urine caused by taking too many vitamins.

I took the recommended vitamins and it caused vita pee. Vita pee looks like someone broke a highlighter in the toilet. $20 of my $30 vitamins ended up as vita pee.

vita pee by Gottalaughgirl April 8, 2015

sneak pee 

When one two males are urinating in a bathroom, and one guy surreptitiously looks over at the other guy's junk to get a "sneak peek" at his jewels

"Bro, I was peeing, and Rodney took a sneak pee at me!"

"Dude Josh totally just sneak peed me in the bathroom. Wtf!?"

sneak pee by NitchBigger August 4, 2016

fart pee 

When you try so hard to fart that you pee a little. The opposite of per fart

I let out a fart pee while sitting on the couch and had to go change my pants.

fart pee by bobby winchester May 31, 2016