Last name starts with an L because all he's taking is L's. Probably is a degenerate incel with zero bitches, zero rights, zero clips and zero skills in the art of gaming. Kristian is quite the specimen that needs to be locked up at a Jewish concentration camp under the super-vision of Jeffrey Epstein.
OMG do you know Kristian L? He's such a loser am I right? I heard he uses a racing wheel on every game he plays, how pathetic is that?
by BiggyManJones April 7, 2022
Get the Kristian Lmug. When you are not able to fully utilise the length of the penis, resulting in a poor performance in the process of sexual intercourse, further resulting in the failure of the partner attaining orgasm
by the realest nigga in existence March 7, 2024
Get the L strokesmug. A way to describe an unattractive person, or in more simpler terms someone you wouldn’t masturbate to.
by Cape more Huzz August 28, 2025
Get the L fapsmug. 
At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
by Canimexis May 28, 2021
Get the M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Qmug.