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The Apex Nerd

The A-pex Nerd

n.

The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.
Head for the hills! It's the Apex Nerd!

Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*
by Ashur June 11, 2006
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Nerd Stick

danmn, your nerd stick kills me . -_-
by I MAKE WAFFLEZ February 17, 2010
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nerd alert

My scientist neighbor is a total nerd alert.
by Billy Bob Willis October 23, 2003
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turd nerd

1. A homosexual who seeks out or particularly enjoys the company of male heterosexuals.
2. A homosexual who is a very close and personal friend of male heterosexuals in a strictly platonic friendship.
Your friend is a total turd nerd! He only hangs around straight dudes all the time.
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Tokien Nerd

A really loser fan of really really super kool movies and books. Can repeat any chapter, and speak elvish. Also stalks many of the stars.
Shakespears' got nothing on Tolkien, he invented Elvish, Shakespears only got English
by Homefrog February 17, 2004
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History Nerd

Whenever Nomes starts talking about her favorite topic, that's when you know you are talking to a history nerd.
Nomes: I would pick Cecily of York
as the other 3 strong woman are already well covered

Other: Maybe Catherine? Edwards girl?
She's right near the end of it all, could be told from a "My families tales: pov

Nomes: no, she's quite dull
tale-end stuff

Other: YOu are such a history Nerd
by SylChaffe September 11, 2011
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nerd cake

The nerd was offered cake but knew that the cake was a lie...

the only cake that nerd know is nerd cake and nerd cake is the ultimate lie
by SighDuck December 11, 2010
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