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Mexican Sling Shot

A move whereby a stripper leverages her thong panties to sling shot a bald Mexican's head into her ass crack.

She begins by planting her ass on your bald Mexican friend's face. Next, she stretches her thong panty over said bald head, hooking it behind his cauliflower ears then, bounces it and him to and fro until his head and face are sufficiently pelted by her fleshy ass (and associated ass crack) and sweaty pussy.
Tiffany gave Raul a Mexican sling shot at the tip rail.
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mexican whisper

when, in the act of spooning a girl, she farts on your dick.
I awoke due to a warm breeze on my crotch only to realize that Shondra had given me a mexican whisper.
mexican whisper by van hellno March 1, 2011

Mexican soap operas 

soap operas you will find In the spanish channels on your DirectTV,Dish and or cable they are usually full of sexy Latinas you would kill to have sex with
Example-Mexican soap operas

Ricardo- instead of celebrities being movie stars in mexico the movie stars are actually the people who star in the Soap Operas

Roberto- oh you mean like Angelique Boyer

Ricardo Exactly

Mexican Eggroll

When you take a tortilla, lather salsa on it, then beat your dick with it like it owes you money.
Extremely eager for some action, Bobby performed a Mexican Eggroll at the dinner table because he hadn't had sex with his girlfriend in months.
Mexican Eggroll by HerbinAteAvore November 30, 2013

Mexican Potato Chip 

Similar to the 'California Potato Chip', but with more spice! First you must feed your woman very spicy food (preferably Mexican) and wait 20 minutes to 8 hours when she has to go. Start banging her ass like you would a prison inmate picking up all those savory processed Mexican spices. Pull out, rub your cock in the small of her back while you cum hard... allow it to dry overnight. When you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast, "¡Ay, Caramba! That's PICANTE!" To really go South of the Border, you might try combining this with a good ol' Dirty Sanchez!
After waking up and feeding Lolita a Mexican Potato Chip, she looked up with those big brown eyes and mustache and uttered, "Why me?"
Mexican Potato Chip by AlYar January 19, 2014

mexican baptism 

When one is pissed on by a mexican as a baby
The women left her baby outside for a minute when she had came back she found her baby covered in piss her baby had recieved a mexican baptism.
mexican baptism by Quinton4567 October 31, 2014

Mexican Moonpie 

When a guy gets close to finishing with 2 latina chicks and one girl shits on the others ass and vice versa. After the shitting is done, the guy jizzes all over both the chicks asses and they slam their booty cheeks together and create the Mexican Moonpie.
Guy: "Yo man, I can't wait to make a Mexican Moonpie with these 2 Spanish chicks I met at the fiesta!"