A law laid down by one James Moore stating the following;
"If you can think of it, no matter how sick or fucked up it may be, someone in the world is beating their meat to that thought even as you speak"
"If you can think of it, no matter how sick or fucked up it may be, someone in the world is beating their meat to that thought even as you speak"
by Johan Bartendel September 11, 2004
Get the Moore's lawmug. And unfair, ignorant, knee jerk, outrageous, irrational, reaction to bad guys doing bad things and causing good guys who do good things to suffer humiliation and ridicule.
by Skipper McNally December 16, 2003
Get the Megan's Lawmug. A Law and Order is when the man is getting a hand job and comes on his partners ear and his fathers expensive couch while his partner is preoccupied watching television.
by TrainerSpyro December 20, 2010
Get the Law and Ordermug. The sister of one's spouse who acts in a purely selfish and ultimately evil fashion, working to create strife within a family to their own ends, whether emotional manipulation, financial gains, or perhaps both. She has the same motives and machinations as the Sith, or Evil Jedi, from the Star Wars galaxy.
"I found out my sither-in-law has been actively seeking to turn family members against my husband and I, hoping that it will somehow result in her getting a larger inheritance."
by kitschicat August 29, 2012
Get the sither-in-lawmug. A distant cousin of Sod's Law.
The more you look for something, the more you will find it.
Named after a respected London serologist, who could report more rare blood group antibodies in a month than a dozen of his colleagues could find in a year.
The more you look for something, the more you will find it.
Named after a respected London serologist, who could report more rare blood group antibodies in a month than a dozen of his colleagues could find in a year.
Mick: Since watching that news report on skin cancer, I've found about a dozen scary moles.
Mack: Don't worry, that's just Malcolm's Law.
Mack: Don't worry, that's just Malcolm's Law.
by Mik101 December 14, 2008
Get the Malcolm's Lawmug. Vegan's Law states that as notes/replies on a post on a social network site grow and more heated (hi Tumblr), it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will make a mocking comparison to vegans, to which a vegan will almost inevitably crawl out of the woodwork to play holier-than-thou in relation to meat-eaters. When the latter occurs, the vegan guilty of invoking Vegan's Law has effectively forfeited their dignity.
Not to be confused with the game "Spot the Vegan". This essentially concerns the increasing likelihood of Spot the Vegan occurring.
Not to be confused with the game "Spot the Vegan". This essentially concerns the increasing likelihood of Spot the Vegan occurring.
My Tumblr dashboard is ridiculous, but it's funny sometimes since I'll often see posts about racism or sexism turn into "Spot the Vegan". It's great how these children love to invoke Vegan's Law.
by BullockDS April 16, 2015
Get the Vegan's Lawmug. Hussam’s Law indicates a scenario where you disagree with the person in a conversation, only to contradict yourself and prove the person right, thus being a “Hussam” and showing how stupid you are, proving Hussam’s Law to be correct.
Feldix: “Bro, did you do the homework”
Hussam: “No! I did the homework.”
Feldix: “Excellent! This must be Hussam’s Law!”
Hussam: “No! I did the homework.”
Feldix: “Excellent! This must be Hussam’s Law!”
by Lancelot_811 February 3, 2019
Get the Hussam’s Lawmug.