nut sack

The large sagging hunk of skin that hangs between your legs & contains two oval balls.
AspiredTwo: I like to munch on cheesy smelling nut sacks. Yum (Logged from AIM)
by Dan from MA August 29, 2003
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mixed nuts

A group of usually four friends, who are all different but the same. They mix well together like a packet of mixed nuts.
holly, erin, annalise and amanda go together like mixed nuts.
by hol-dog & scabbers September 27, 2007
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nut crunch

Describes the physical attributes and general persona of a motorcycle popo. Key Descriptors: an imaginary watch to check time, Oakleys under a shaded visor on helmet, and pants that are so tight, they look painful to get on and off. Interactions: a beckoning finger maneuver while weaving in and out of traffic. You will then be labeled a suspect. Anticipate frequent looks as you are expected to view popo ass as he bends over unnecessarily. Consequence: the desire to be a butt surfer.

Name derived from his preference for protein rich granola bars and their prominent place in his bike trunk.
"Damn Sally, you see that cop fly by doing that prostate maneuver we saw on Talk Sex With Sue last week?

"Yeah. What a total nut crunch."
by citation June 11, 2008
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nut puddin'

"That alfredo sauce looks like nut puddin'!"
by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009
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Testing nuts

Rambling about something you know nothing about
My teacher was talking about how great Hillary Clinton is, she's obviously testing nuts
by Beli_whodie May 06, 2015
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emerald nuts

the california nut company with commercials more random than something at mailboxes etc. the weird thing... i get all of them
evesdropping nebraskans... envious nomads... entangled nine-year-olds?
by sk1 September 27, 2004
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Insta Nut

To instantaneously ejactulate
Yo bro that pussy was so good I insta nut
by Swagmoneymillionare March 15, 2015
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