ass ninja

One who engages in anal sex so quickly and stealthily that the other person is unaware that it has occured.

Bobby was in and out in 9 seconds. He is a true ass ninja.

by FAH Q 2 January 18, 2006

soup ass

Occurs on hot summer days, when the friction between one's buttocks feels as though it is creating a runny soup.
A particularly bad case of soup ass may be referred to as "soup nuts." In this case, the soup has risen up from the buttocks and is now soaking the testicle region. This may or may not be accompanied by a rash.

"Dude, I've got the soup ass real bad. You got any manpons?"

by userbits March 14, 2007

Cool Ass

(n)Someone or something who/that is really cool to a level where a small curse word is needed. Deriving from "Bad Ass" "Kick Ass" etc. etc.

(n) Mindy

That guy is a cool ass.

That guy is a cool ass kid.

That wall of pop-tarts is cool ass.

by The Zeke May 04, 2006

monkey ass

n. stupid fuck

Ima kick yo monkey ass.

by WICKED April 29, 2003

assed out

out of luck

The chicas get in for free, the rest o' you bustas is all assed out.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

ass skirt

when a girl wears a skirt so short you can see the bottom of her ass

i can't believe she's walking around in that ass skirt.

by ohnooo July 28, 2006

Mustard Ass

Someone whose ass emits an odor strong enough to create casualties reminiscent of WWI's Mustard Gas.

Mike 'Mustard Ass' Dukes, has a weapon of extraordinary proportions in his arsenal.

by Krazy Kraka February 24, 2004