Old japanese words of wisdom, used when you embarrassingly fucked up something, you thought you were the bee's knees at.
by EndlessMike November 20, 2013
When you see a girl from far away and think that she is hot, but then the closer she comes to you, the uglier she gets. This can be very horrifying for people.
Mark: Yo Alex, look at that hot chick all the way down the road.
Alex: Daaaamn, she's banging and she's coming toward us
Mark: Oh shit, she's not that hot after all.
Alex: Dude, she's not a she....That's a guy...That's Thadius
Mark: I guess she (I mean he) was only HFFA (Hot From Far Away)
Alex: Daaaamn, she's banging and she's coming toward us
Mark: Oh shit, she's not that hot after all.
Alex: Dude, she's not a she....That's a guy...That's Thadius
Mark: I guess she (I mean he) was only HFFA (Hot From Far Away)
by poopface66666667 November 07, 2009
by houdini3787 August 26, 2008
'Im just a boy from Cuba' is a line once said by the most prettiest man in space. No, its not Keith, even though he's hot as fuck.
by KlanceIsCanonQueen December 25, 2018
Some one who obviously gay but won't admit it.
by Medusa1989 January 27, 2009
A person who grew up on the mean streets of Ybor City in the 1940's and 1950's who caused trouble around the neighborhood, commonly known nowadays as a hooligan. This person, in his teen years, enjoyed wearing white t-shirts all the time with the sleeves rolled up. He went through his teens and 20's, basking in the light of his self-proclaimed Elvis look alike image, although who would really want to brag about resembling a rock and roll star who had overgrown sideburns, was hooked on drugs, and died of an overdose. this person ends up joining the army, gets stationed in Germany, and meets the local flan, jager, and beer hoarder. He ends up kidnapping the Nazi lover back to the US where he, still to this day, enslaves her. They end up married, have a daughter and an absolutely awesome son...despite his flaws. These days, this "cool kitty from Ybor City", is not so cool anymore. He tells bad jokes, thinks he knows everything, and hates Robin Williams, although he is a closet metro sexual. In closing and despite all his flaws, he is still the best father someone could ask for.
by Enyount February 22, 2011
Your girlfriend blew all your money. Well, you shouldn't be cheating on her... you got your cookie from your own dough, dude!
by DutchE March 26, 2015