.clocklava

Anime tiktoker who physically cannot hit no matter how hard she tries. Stupid dumb idiot They should delete their goofy account and go find their dad

.clocklava? yeah i heard of them. Wish i didnt.

by fwbrentismyfather April 23, 2022

Irish Alarm Clock

when you're woken by involuntary bowel movements in the early hours of the morning after drinking too many pints of guinness

Don't worry, I've set my irish alarm clock.

by stoutlover August 31, 2010

Atomic clock

A very precise battery powered timepiece.

I bought an atomic clock form Sharper Image.

by blood January 26, 2005

clocked tea

When a transsexual gender is noticed by other people.

Brian:That's a dude

Ts swineflu: I am a woman
Bitch: bitch you clocked tea

by palace_booty March 1, 2017

Irish Alarm Clock

The sound someone makes when they overreact about nothing

Person 1: Hey did you hear that joke about the Irish Priest

Person 2: Hey quite down, you'll set that stupid bitches Irish Alarm Clock off

Stupid Bitch: WAAAAAAA! *indeciferable wailing*

Person 1&2: Oh shit.

by The Grunge Girl thats no bitch August 27, 2009

chocky speedway driver

A homosexual, peanut butter trail rider, poofter, or gay

This guy was fucking this other guy the stupid chocky speedway diver.

by Crazy Brad Milf Hunter April 9, 2003

Chockfilled

A word used in description of a day where you hang frames and understand human mutilation and packaging.

Meg: "Let's see, the rest of the day I spent buying frames and hanging things up for my mom and reading about people getting chopped up and put in cans."
Celudoc: "Ooh, that's a chockfilled day."

by Celudoc, the BlackMage January 28, 2006