Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023

Nut Cracker

A game in which a group of boys stand in a circle, and in the middle there is a cracker, the boys must masturbate at the same time, and the last boy to ejaculate on the said cracker has to eat it.

Yo we were playing the Nut Cracker game, and Daves had hella smegma on the cracker

by Ortis Barash May 20, 2025

moist cracker

A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.

Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!

Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!

by Naughtylittlethingggg November 30, 2013

Moist crackers

Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.

"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.

by Ronald the McDonald January 06, 2021

star cracker

Someone who is trying to destroy your dream....trying to take your shining star and make it fall!

Every since she was declared the loser, she's been a star cracker!

by TechMedia October 18, 2015

Yc - young cracker

A white person's "crashout" similar to a black, or African American's.

"Nathaniel's reaction to the price change of hotdogs truly showed he's a yc.

Yc - young cracker

by Isbytvdebt November 25, 2024

Knock him a cracker

Meaning you will put a hole in his dome.

He called me nibba bout to knock him a cracker

by RejectClix November 07, 2019