Check That Hoe

Get that chick under control.Usually used when two girls are fighting as an insult, talking towards some outside person.

Girl 1:Sup bitch
Girl 2:who is this chick?
Some guy trying to break them up:whats going on?
Girl 2(talking to guy):You better check that hoe!she don't know me!

also in tyler perry's why did i get married

by Taysha February 9, 2009

Cuck Time

When a husband watches his wife take it.

Get in here Midnight Merriwether, my wife is down for pound town, and my watch says its cuck time.

by Abombthecat July 9, 2018

Skin Check

A valid form of currency that uses your own body to pay for goods/services or pay debt through sexual acts.

He gave me a ride in his car. I didn't have any money to pay so I had to write him a skin Check

by Braintrix May 18, 2022

Captain Cuck

A LOSER NERD with a good paycheck but absolutely no game whatsoever frequents a strip club, falls in love and ends up marrying a stripper who later traps him with child then gets super fat and unfuckable. This loser nerd stays in the marriage to avoid paying alimony but the fat ex stripper gets a new boyfriend who moves in and the pathetic loser nerd pays for everything.

Jalisco, a mild mannered banquet captain by day, but by night he becomes

CAPTAIN CUCK!!!!
Able to hear loud screams and moans in a single sigh
Able to hold his knees tight to his chest as he cries himself to sleep every night

by meqanick68 May 15, 2023

Chronic handheld check

To consciously and frequently check your pockets for your handheld when you realize you can't feel it or the weight of it in your pocket. PSPs', DSs', cellphones, iPods, etc.

Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.

-Paul and Micheal leave a party-

Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*

Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"

Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.

by Raylock August 19, 2010

leftist cuck

A person who is cucked by the left, and spreads news, or ideas their narrative.

Ha ha ha, man that guy is leftist cuck!

by George.IH June 15, 2017

Nostalgia Chick

The female counterpart to the Nostalgia Critic. Like him, she dissects the media crazes and horrors of yesteryear (80's and 90's) with a rare, hilarious incisiveness. She generally reviews the girly nostalgia- Teen Witch, Thumbelina, Pocohantas, and Labyrinth being some of the funniest- though there was one instance when their turf overlapped (Ferngully) and they co-reviewed it after having one of the best fights on the internet.

"Hi, I'm your Nostalgia Chick and my glasses have been taken by Communists. " - The Nostalgia Chick, Anastasia review

by sickofstuffandthings July 4, 2009