Chest Bum

When a bird has boobs that are so big, it looks like she has a bum on her chest.

Lad 1:' Fook me son look at the size of those bad boys'

lad 2; 'holy shit, they so big they loook like a bum'

Lad 1: 'thats classic chest bum material'

by WellsTownHero November 10, 2010

shitty bum

When someone is in a bad mood akin to a toddlers tantrum

When it got towards the end of the night Gavin had one mighty shitty bum going on!

by maki43 September 4, 2020

bum-fluffing

!) the art of tapping or stroking a man or womans bottom in a gentle maner

2) removal of fluff from a man/woman/animals bottom

1) last night i bum-fluffed my pet,it was disgusting but needed to be done!

2) my wife likes me bum-fluffing her,i sometimes like to catch her off guard by gently touching her bum when she least expects it

by doilookbothered July 23, 2009

Bum snufler

The Art of Farting quietly and slowly

Guy 1: I was at a date and felt a fart coming

Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I became a Bum snufler

by bhjfvnkdmfcdnjckdmkvdnk September 15, 2016

Bum Cloth

A clean piece of cloth that started life as a face cloth but was relegated to use with the nether regions and as such, does not deserve the moniker of face cloth.
Used in communal bathing events like among young siblings.

Don't mix up the face cloth and the bum cloth.

by timsworld July 18, 2019

Bum gravy

The slightly brown coloured whippij that is often acquired after strenuous physical activity or a stressful experience. One would be particularly susceptible to bum gravy if it was an extremely hot day.

*Sun beaming down on Jeremy*
Jeremy: "Guys, does anyone have a tissue?"
Friends: "No, why?"
Jeremy: "I can feel the bum gravy brewing again"

by Siaidhwbdis February 10, 2017

bumping bums

the act or
bumping your ass with someone.

Hey Jonathan wanna start bumping bums soon.

by Joefromfortnite June 11, 2021