Bum Salad

The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.

If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.

Yo man, I can't believe I got a bum salad last night, my ass is "cold-sore" now.

by Sealion1616 November 26, 2017

bum jangles

used to describe anything

-"Are u saying i did this?"

-"Well if the bum jangles!"

by The bum jangler January 19, 2010

bum pip

When you have consumed a whole fruit or some sweet corn and it pops out when you trump...

part parp

Those bum pip are going straight in the greenhouse, next years crop will be special parp..

by micky willy April 27, 2016

Bum Shart

The sudden random pain you get right up in your bum hole. That goes as quick as it came.

Oh, fuck!, I just had a bum shart.

by Noam Chumpski March 13, 2018

bum swish

When the sweat from your anus and the sweat from your genitale mix together in your gunch.

Man this heat is really giving me some bum swish.

by Bum swisher December 5, 2016

Bum yelling

Bum yelling is were he yell at bums that are cracked out on meth

BUM Yelling. U tell at bums.

by Weirdo39 March 31, 2019

bum slurry

a steaming pile of apres stella brown gold

"leave it for 10 to 15 minutes, i've just released my slurry mountain."

by r. reid February 29, 2004